Married with a toddler. A nurse to the littlest babies around, some days I love my job and some days I want to be a housewife. Born, raised, and living in the bay area but I miss thunderstorms in Chapel hill on a regular basis. Tar heel basketball, Giants baseball, wine and food are among my favorite things.

Email me @ babybirdblue (at) gmail (dot) com

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I’m bummed that Marquette got kicked off SYTYCD. Now I don’t know who to root for.

Miles has been a handful all day and I was counting down until bedtime. Then Max took his turn to be grumpy. A walk in the Tula for Max and a Moscow mule for me and the evening is starting to look up.

Miles has been a handful all day and I was counting down until bedtime. Then Max took his turn to be grumpy. A walk in the Tula for Max and a Moscow mule for me and the evening is starting to look up.

I might be biased but I think this kid is pretty cute. #maxwell

I might be biased but I think this kid is pretty cute. #maxwell

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Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

30/36

31/36, and I was surprised, because I feel like. I can’t read people that well

I got 30/36, but some of them were really hard. Like guilty vs. embarrassed (vs. two other things it obviously wasn’t)? Often there’s a lot of both wrapped up in each other. I’m not sure which I got wrong, but I would guess that was one of them. 

For later

22, so clearly, I have Asperger’s.

30/36.

33 out of 36. I wonder why only females were assigned flirty/fantasizing/etc.

(via mlle-pompadourz)

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Miles is excited to show Max the divers.  (at Steinhart Aquarium Biologists)

Miles is excited to show Max the divers. (at Steinhart Aquarium Biologists)

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under the cut because I don’t want to scare anyone

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Another Weird Al classic

Chunky baby! #Maxwell #sanfranpsycho 🍗⚾️😍

Chunky baby! #Maxwell #sanfranpsycho 🍗⚾️😍

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look at you fancy momma! tackling a toddler, newborn, AND macaroons?! I can barely handle the newborn part!

He won’t sleep unless I wear him so I like to feel like I am at least accomplishing something while killing time between feedings. Also, my best friend is staying with us so I have someone who can help me with some of the trickier parts like bending over to get mixing bowls. 

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they look great. Was this your first time?

No, I’ve made them a few times and this is the 2nd time I’ve made them this week. They used to intimidate me but I took a class on how to make them and realized that although they are finicky, they aren’t that hard. Although they have proved to be more challenging while wearing Max. They freeze great so I am doing a bunch for a party we are having in a few weeks. I plan on defrosting them and filling them the day before we eat them.